Tuesday, April 29, 2008

dream home


















purple....
mysterious....
juz cant stop failing in love for it.....
really a nice design....
hope i can be a great interior designer ^_^


笑话大全

1、猫因生活所迫,在狐狸开的夜来香发廊坐台。一日,老鼠来到发廊点名要包夜,猫誓死不从。老鼠大怒道:当初追老子,追得死去活来,现在送上门,还假正经!

2、生物课上,老师问:如何才能正确分辨章鱼的手和脚?学生答:放个屁给它闻,会捂住鼻子的就是手,其他的就是脚。全班皆倒。

3、一人上班老是放响屁,同事忍不住说:你能不能不出声?然后便见他坐在那抖个不停。同事问他在干什么,他答:我现在已经调成振动啦!

4、鲤鱼和乌龟去领结婚证。办事员问乌龟年龄,乌龟说:100。办事员遗憾地说:对不起,按照你们家族规定,你还未成年,不准结婚。

5、某人骑车,听见一个路人在狂吼:go,go,go……心想,我也会唱:奥来奥来哦……话音未落,一头栽进沟里。路人骂道:告诉你沟沟沟,你还骑?!摔死活该!

6、自然课老师问:“为什么人死后身体是冷的?”没人回答。老师又问:“没人知道吗?”这时,教室后面有人说:“那是因为心静自然凉。”

7、蜘蛛深爱着蚂蚁,表达爱意时却遭到拒绝,蜘蛛大吼:“为什么?这一切是为什么?”蚂蚁胆怯地说:“妈妈说了,成天在网上呆着的都不是好人!”

8、小光是一位勤奋好学的学生,他利用寒假兼职赚取学费。白天帮肉贩割肉,晚上则到医院实习。某晚,有位老妇因急诊,要施行手术,由小光推她进手术室。老妇惊慌失色地狂喊:“天啊!你是那个杀猪的,你要把我推到哪啊!

9、一人初上飞机想吐,空姐取一空袋,快满时又去取袋,并嘱咐“别乱吐”。待回来时见遍地都是,问其因,答道:“我见快满了,又喝了一口,周围人就都吐了……”



Enjoy~

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Gossip Girl

recently....i'm crazy about
ya ya ya....i used to like this kinda style series.....
a little bit dirty....fashionable....glamorous....hot heroines....cute heroes.....
stories about teenagers....


plus....the background music of the series is also my taste....
as conclusion... i really stick on it....
actually....i'm not only watched the series....i also watch the novel....coz is original from the same title novel by Cecily von Ziegesar....
juz read a few pages... my English level really poor for me to read such English novel....T.T
kinda disappointed to myself....




since i've read a lots of touching stories....i hope to write my own as well...after think for some time...i finally have some ideas...
cant wait to write it out....but i kinda worried that what i'll be able to write out wont be exactly the same like what i had think before...













Tuesday, April 22, 2008

healthy and me

最近,身边很多朋友,包括自己,都生病了.....
生病,真的好惨哦!
每天都昏昏沉沉的.....
做什么事都听不太起劲.....

不知道是不是因为生病,情绪特别容易崩溃。
只是坐着说话,也可以搞到眼眶犯红。
超级情绪化的!

可能是平时压抑太久了吧!
所以在生病这个脆弱的时候,特别的感触。

幸好现在已经康复了,身体健康,不用有事没事躺在那里.....
健康的感觉真好.....

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

how engineer analysed women







are women really this worse???
haha....
but these analysis really humor....